Sometimes, he hangs out with other tall friends and when they talk in a group, you kind of feel like a little kid in a circle of adults. He tries to bend down as much as he can and you try to do your best ballerina tip toe. Traveling in the backs of cars and on planes means a ton of discomfort for him, and you wish you could give him some of your legroom just for him not to suffer. But you do look good when he clicks a picture from above and also shorter than you really are. Really short girls are lucky, because every guy is a tall guy to them! You have to put away your heels and just resign yourself to wearing ballet flats for all eternity. Posing for group pictures can be near-impossible. You sometimes feel like you should be exercising your ability to wear ridiculously high heels, even though you just want to wear flats.
Wearing high heels is useless. But comes in pretty handy on a sunny day. I mean, what else are you supposed to do? Image source: reactiongifs Suggested read: 24. Sometimes you just want to be thrown around in bed by a big, hot stud. Because all the cool food stuff is on the top shelf.
Kissing him is a real struggle. You can never hear him in loud places. Or you make sure to sit down at the same time. Of course, this can also happen with a tall guy. He had ripped muscles, so he looked like one of those short, heavyweight wrestlers from the movies. For some reason, people think that you must be desperate for a boyfriend -- just because he's short. He has to lean down to your height and repeat everything.
He was cute, but damn was he a shorty. Being able to wear any kind of heel is something we should all experience, because having to wear kitten heels or flats to an important event is completely sad. He tries harder, and he's funnier and nicer than the tall douchebags who don't put in the effort. Being the little spoon is the Best. In heels, I was a good three inches taller than him, and it felt so weird having this little guy kind of under my arm as we walked.
Hey, not complaining — new moves! Curl up to them whenever you want, wherever you want! You never have a shortage of blanket. Sometimes I would catch us in the store window and try to shrink down a little bit. You also get a lot of dirty comments about all the possibilities of the height difference. It makes you self-conscious about your own height. When a guy is short, you feel fat.
It truly blows that something so seemingly silly could be such a cause of discontent. And so not worth the pain because he is still annoyingly tall. He loves you in high heels… until you actually wear them. He likes to brag about his career and how successful he is. But even me -- a gal of 5 feet and 4 inches -- has problems.
But no one ever hits on you when he is around. Image source: Giphy Bonus point: If it works out with him, you can throw away the apology chit you wrote to your children for making them short! Borrowing his clothes is out of the question. But I think it matters to a lot of girls. You take the brunt of the short-tall jokes that are guaranteed to come your way. The issue is that he is already self-conscious about his petite stature.
He likes to talk about his huge dick. He talks loudly, makes crazy jokes and always wants to be the life of the party. Unless you want to look like a homeless person who is wearing clothes way too big for them. . Evening walks soon turn into cardio workouts for you trying to keep up with him. That's just not in the cards for you, my friend.