What you get is Luckydog1, the tale of five infamous mafiosos who endeavor to bust out of prison, possibly taking the time to make sweet love to one another along the way. Play your cards right, and you just might be on your way to bringing dinosaurs back from extinction, if you catch my meaning. And even if such macabre ideas don't excite you, the absolutely gorgeous gothic art style and beautiful use of color make for an enchanting aesthetic. Luckily for our hero Thaddeus Cub, the town's new doctor, his hulking physique and willingness to closely inspect the crotches of man, demon, and orc alike make him the perfect fit for the Meat Log community. And even if it's all a sinister plot schemed by our alien overlords, can't the denizens of the Snow White House have a little fun? Yes, Gakuen Handsome is purposely silly, and its main love interests are parodies of the all-too-typical dating sim archetypes. Call it unbelievably creepy if you want - but if this guy's truly happy, then who are we to judge? On top of all that, there seems to have been some sexual tension between the brothers before you even arrived on the scene. Admittedly, can be finished in 15 minutes or less, ends on one heck of a cliffhanger, and its download link sadly seems to be lost to time.
I've talked with the creators in real life. Knowing whether you can see love in those beady, alpaca eyes, or whether your partner would let you ride on their alpaca back, is something all couples face sooner or later. Supports the love between: A teenage boy and a human-sized cricket In Japanese, this dating sim's title roughly translates to Lets Be in Love with Creatures! As their love grew stronger, Sal's heart got bolder, until finally he resolutely decided that he would marry her. In Hatoful Boyfriend, you step into the shoes of a female student at St. I dont know if it was because the game was good or because it was the first time i played one of those but huniepop has some special touch that makes me feel good when I play it. What other game lets you fawn over men with extremely - extremely - pointy faces? As an aside, the images that are now cached into my browser history as a result of researching Eiyuu Senki's waifus will inevitably lead to my unemployment and possible arrest.
If only you could get to know Ferdinand Magellan on a deep, personal level. Visual novels seem great too, the erotic part is not needed but its great for a novel to reach not only your heart but your pants? Prev Page 1 of 21 Next Prev Page 1 of 21 Next Sweet Fuse Supports the love between: Keiji Inafune's niece and some theme park employees So you're going along, reading the description for , and everything seems to be on the up and up. Namco High combines those two awkward phases into one wonderful experience. Someone was clearly Namco High when they conjured up this idea - but given the intriguing end result, I'm not complaining. Their product is a mix of complex simulation and a story driven game. Think you could do 50 sit-ups in three minutes if it meant going out on a date? Please be warned that it has quite a bit of adult content. Prev Page 10 of 21 Next Prev Page 10 of 21 Next Eiyuu Senki Supports the love between: You and female versions of notable historical figures If only you were born in the 15th century.
Prev Page 2 of 21 Next Prev Page 2 of 21 Next Love Love Chau! When aliens invade Earth and destroy the capital of the United States of Nippon, they brainwash the nation's citizens to think that nothing happened. Our story starts on 4chan, which you might assume is incapable of producing anything heartfelt or genuinely touching. Prev Page 7 of 21 Next Prev Page 7 of 21 Next Meat Log Mountain Supports the love between: The denizens of a manly-men-only lumberjack town If you move to a place called Meat Log Mountain, you ought to be mentally prepared for a certain kind of atmosphere. Whether or not you believe dating sims are purely for pervs, you cannot deny the incredible, atypical affairs of the heart on display in these games. That is to say, if you're not a burly dude with an appreciation for bears - not referring to the woodland creature - then you might have trouble fitting in with the lumberjack locals. It's a ridiculous premise to be sure, but I'm sure deep down we all secretly pine for immortality via dating sim - or is that just me? PigeoNation's Institute, which is basically private school for urban birds. This is maintained by ex-fuwanovel members so we can't guarantee anything.
And while Sal 9000 may never know the touch of a woman, perhaps he truly has found love, bridging the gap between virtual and real worlds. Look, I've never been to prison, but if the taxpayer's dollars are spent on helping inmates determine their sexual preferences, so much the better. It was 12 years ago, after your mother died during surgery due to an unreported error, that you first hatched your vengeful plot. And when it comes to, shall we say, progressive couples, no one tops the open-minded pairings found in dating sims. Now, imagine that this scenario was the basis for a high school romance. Or does your heart truly lie with the likes of Irina Vladimirovna Putina? Prev Page 16 of 21 Next Prev Page 16 of 21 Next Burn Your Fat With Me! Kazuma must discover the secrets of Yukari's alpacalization, or learn to love her fuzzy new form. Please use spoiler tags when talking about spoilers.
This isn't so much a dating sim as it is a tale of a doctor having raucous, unethical sex with all of his muscular, uncircumcised patients, but the free love regardless of race sends a powerful message of acceptance. Play this one with an open mind, and an open heart. Eroge is any game with erotic content - they aren't necessarily dating sims. Having that many dudes pining for the same girl is already a complicated situation, but when all parties involved are technically siblings, things get really hairy. Prev Page 6 of 21 Next Prev Page 6 of 21 Next Shall We Date? Do badboy fantails make you go weak in the knees? Of all the dinosaurs I've ever known, Taira-kun is the only one capable of serenading me on the ukulele. No one else seems to notice Yukari's wild 'n wooly exterior.
Prev Page 8 of 21 Next Prev Page 8 of 21 Next Creature to Koi Shiyo! One of the only choose your own adventure style games I have actually gone through multiple times. You might start this ingenious app as an undefined ball of flab, but by the end of the game, you'll be fit as a fiddle. You barely get a chance to take in the cold, Norse-inspired kingdom of Niflheim before undead men start longing for your heart. Vaguely incestuous romance is one thing - but 13 brothers? Failure to exercise proper use of reddiquette may result in banning. The three 'daddy' characters you can seduce all have extensive backstories, and there's even an entire mythos surrounding Meatorion, the god of Meat Log Mountain river. There are also, apparently, non-potted plant woman you can date, but if you're not here to pervert your love of botany with dating then why even play this game? Ninja Girls Free 6- College Days Free 5- Lily's Day off Free 4- Shall we date? Such is life in Brothers Conflict, an otome dating sims aimed at the female demographic extravaganza. What you didn't account for in your master plan was falling in love along the way.
You can dress her up in different hats and jewelry, or place her in different locations around your house. Your exercise routine becomes the means of progression through a dating sim, which some gym rats might call an accurate representation of reality. Will you endeavor to boink the most powerful woman in the world? Lots of people dig this, and honestly I see the appeal, but I can't agree that it's superbly written, or anything. Prev Page 3 of 21 Next Prev Page 3 of 21 Next PacaPlus Supports the love between: Man and alpaca begins the way most dating sims end. Prev Page 18 of 21 Next Prev Page 18 of 21 Next Osananajimi wa Daitouryou: My Girlfriend is the President Supports the love between: A teenage boy and an alien disguised as the Chief of State Let me attempt to describe this game as straightforwardly as possible. As both a game and a thing that exists in the world, Katawa Shoujo teaches an invaluable lesson: never be too quick to judge. Prev Page 20 of 21 Next Prev Page 20 of 21 Next Love Plus Supports the love between: A real-world man and a machine Meet Sal 9000 name likely withheld to protect the socially damaged.
Why is he and his fictional niece in this game? When people ask you how you got into such great shape, just tell them the truth: You won your trainer's heart with your stick-to-itiveness and discipline. There's even a first-person kissing scene tongue no doubt included and the oops-I-walked-in-on-you-changing gag those mandibles - be still, my heart! Prev Page 5 of 21 Next Prev Page 5 of 21 Next Kiss of Revenge Supports the love between: You and the guy who maybe killed your mom Sometimes romance can bloom out of tragedy. But to pretend like Hannibal Chau's romantic hardships never happened would be a disservice to true Pacific Rim and Guillermo del Toro fans everywhere. Look, if you've got a problem with your in-game human hero Ichitarou chasing after the cricket girl Kokoro, then let's just label you as an intolerant bigot and move on. I would recommend going back and trying Rin's story, there's a dialog skip for scenes you've already read if you still have your save still.